joshhutchersonsjawline:

vondell-swain:

How a 5-year-old sees / understands logos

omg !!

This just makes me so happy!

This is just about the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.

(Source : ninagarcia)

Worth doing.

(Source : thewhatever)

shitmystudentswrite:

The wind whistled up the leg of his trousers and froze his ambition.

do-you-have-a-flag:

consultingcumberbooby:

manafromheaven:

candyasslalonde:

nightless-skies:

machistado:

itsfunnytome:

German guy confused by the meaning of “Party Pooper”.

Oh god, my face hurts so badly right now. 

Omg, I just can’t.

FUCKING FLULA

/SCREAMING

*helpless laughter*

I need to memorize this so I can quote it strategically and confuse people

I think I lost my voice from laughing.

Herr, willst du mich heiraten?
  • Her: I drew two snowmans.
  • Me: Snowmen?
  • Her: Snowmans.
  • Me: But...
  • Her: "Men" means boys.
  • Me: What does "mans" mean?
  • Her: Nothing, so I can make it mean whatever I want.
  • Me: Oh. Then keep flurberbing.
  • Her: What does flurwhatever mean?
  • Me: Nothing. I just made it up.
  • Her: Daddy.
  • Me: What?
  • Her: You can't make things up just to be weird. They have to mean something.
  • Me: I'm trying.

(Source : alexremnick)

mallamun:

bloodsexandtea:

oppressionisyucky:

boobsanderson:

Sec 5.2(1)(c) of the ID screening regs of Aeronautics Act: “An air carrier shall not transport a passenger if the passenger does not appear to be of the gender indicated on the identification he or she presents.”

Canada, you’re disappointing me. Additionally, I think it is of note that this has way more to do with passing privilege than pre/non-op (though for some people that does make passing as cis more frequent), though another example of this going poorly I can think of is someone on hormones who doesn’t have their identification changed. I don’t know why it can’t just be, if you in general look like your picture on your ID (or have some paperwork explaining why you don’t).

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Not even just trans people, but anyone who doesn’t present their sex convincingly, whether by design or by nature.

Heck, it might be politically incorrect to point out, but some insulated people have difficulty determining sexes across racial lines.

Then there are people who fall in an ambiguous place on the sex line anyway. They might be legally defined as one sex or the other, depending on various biological aspects, but those may or may not include their secondary characteristics.

In many people, advanced age makes sex more visually ambiguous.

Some people have hormonal disorders that prevent the absorption of hormones during puberty, leading to the stunted or completely halted development of adult characteristics that we use to judge “sex”.

Some people just say “screw it” to the traditional gender presentation of their culture, and when you take a lot of those arbitrary things away, the line between a masculine and feminine appearance grows very thin indeed for a slew of people.

Trans, genderqueer, just-not-that-obvious, intersexed, very old, very young—whatever the reason that you are not obviously the gender listed on your ID, you should be horrified at this law. It doesn’t just discriminate against an obvious few: it forces all of us to live in and strive to accommodate a binary world. That is not only Not Okay, it’s frankly depressing.

The fact that we list sex on people’s IDs is disturbing, Orwellian, and misguided to begin with. Honestly, it’s a bit sick. We should be taking a step forward to have this archaic practice removed, not backwards to laws like this.

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

thethreepatchproblem:

dederants:

thisisnotteresagoaway:

i wish i knew why i found this so funny

MAI FOOKIN GAWD

What.

WHY AM I LAUGHING LIKE THIS?

Played 937 times.

I went to make something like this and realized I don’t have waffles. I am forever sad.

nickholmes:

This ruined my nap.

GPOY

GPOY

(Source : happinessiscereal)

nickholmes:

Soon the night would fall and vengeance will rise. 

shitmystudentswrite:

One of the worst leaders in history is Joseph Stalin, who later was known as Adolf Hitler.

reckoners a répondu à votre question : Hm?
you said u took his pulse, u liar!11!!11!!1!

Lulz. No I didn’t. I didn’t even get out of my car, the conversation was from my window because they were right there. Man, I was late for work and these awesome strangers had it under control.

noxsolia a réagi à votre billet : Hm?
You are such a Sherlock.

I am aware of this. Stop stating the obvious. Idiot.

On my way to work, a man was collapsed unconscious on the street. In sneakers and a winter jacket, it was difficult to tell him apart from a homeless man taking a nap in a peculiar position and place. There’s a lot of homeless people around the bus terminal. Which happened to be exactly the corner he was lying on.

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