janvier 2012
A breakdown of the coming of 2012.
oldfamiliarway:
11:57 pm
11:58 pm
11:59 pm
12:00 am
12:01 am
GPOY. Not into New Years.
décembre 2011
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#Rant
People are idiotic miserable twats.
Some patients have restrictions on who can visit them. Victims, privacy, restraining orders, severe illnesses that require semi-isolation, prisoners… Etc.
For example, there might be one single person that isn’t allowed to see John Smith. Everyone else can see John Smith but the person listed. Visitors show photo ID in order to confirm they...
A friend from work stopped by tonight even though I didn’t “have my face on” for a quick and small Christmas present exchange.
Her gifts? Wrapped so beautifully in the fancifullest paper I wanted them to stay closed forever.
More interestingly, she used boxes that had been discarded at work. One is a syringe box and the other originally contained a shipment of pharmaceuticals....
“This movie is right up your alley… It’s you. Gays. And Hitler.”
– Hannah knows my kind of movie.
I hate you, lungs!
Feels like I’m coming down with bronchitis.
No fever and I feel okay, but I’ve had it (and pneumonia) enough times to be suspicious.
That means I’m going to have to bundle up more.
I have cough syrup with codeine. That should help.
I would not have survived in a previous era.
Shih Tzu vs Shiatsu
My grandfather pronounces English words strangely. Throwing Chinese and Japanese words into his vocabulary doesn’t help clarify what he’s talking about. “Oh yeah, those things are great. I think April borrowed my back shih tzu. Those shih tzus do wonders!”
Now I’m going to wrap this puppy [i-Need] around my neck.
I AM A MASSAGE FIEND
This is the second time today I’ve overused my new i-Need. It shuts off on you and won’t let you use it for another 30 minutes if you keep in on too long.
I’m seriously never going to take this thing off.
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Brookstone's i-Need
My mom got me a neck and shoulder massager with heat. I am in heaven. I’m never taking this off.
noxsolia a réagi à votre billet : Best & Worst Holiday Greetings on Christmas Eve
You are a fantastic little elf. And you are going to love your gift. So. Fluffing. Much.
I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I?
And… Orly?
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fansnazbulous a réagi à votre billet : fansnazbulous a réagi à votre billet : Best &…
I don’t think so, as the note count keeps rising.
fansnazbulous a réagi à votre billet : fansnazbulous a réagi à votre billet : Best &…
But really, it’s not wrapped. I need to find an adequate amount of duct tape.
fansnazbulous a réagi à votre billet : fansnazbulous a réagi à votre billet : Best &…
If I reply more than once, does it erase my other replies?
Yes, but I still receive them all.
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fansnazbulous a réagi à votre billet : fansnazbulous a réagi à votre billet : Best &…
Orly? Your present is not wrapped because I THREW IT AWAY. *storms off in a rage of Vagittens*
fansnazbulous a réagi à votre billet : Best & Worst Holiday Greetings on Christmas Eve
IF YOU LOVED THE HOLIDAYS SO MUCH, YOU WOULD’VE COME OVER THAT NIGHT. YOU SCROOGE. :| Yeah, I said it. #whatnow
I had a procedure the next morning! That goes against my own rules and you know it!
PS Your present was tricky to wrap and it barely fits in the bag.
Best & Worst Holiday Greetings on Christmas Eve
The best award goes to the guy who, like me, seemed to enjoy this time of year. He fist bumped me with a “HAPPY HANUKKAH!” It cheered me up considerably. Sure, most people came and left with a “Happy holidays!” or something similar, but no one was nearly as excited over such a festive time of year as this man. I’m somewhat of an elf throughout December. I love the...
“I am a serious person.”
– Said this lady who frequently uses the word “butt.”
me: what did one ocean say to the other ocean
friend: what
me: nothing they just waved
friend: oh
me: do you sea what i did there
friend: no
me: i'm shore you did
friend: stop
me: don't be a beach
friend: bye
