Cats. Greatest.Things.Ever.
“Hey Kim. In Tina Fey’s Bossypants, what does ‘volz voze coocher avick moy’ mean?” — My mom trying to ask me the meaning of Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?
I look into those brown pug eyes and I see the future
(Source : bunnytumble, via adamine)
ABENTEUERIMENGLAND A DIT : AHHHH, I SEE. THE ONLY REASON I WAS ABLE TO FLY BA IS BECAUSE OF STATRAVEL - THEY HAVE SPECIAL RATES FOR YOUNGINS LIKE US. BUT EVEN THE BA MEALS WERE IFFY LOOKING - AIRLINE FOOD ISN’T WHAT IT USED TO BE, AND EVEN WHEN IT WAS, IT WAS THE BUTT OF JOKES
So true. I eat with caution and anything that has to be fresh, I avoid. Such as salads. I don’t eat airplane salads after Lufthansa. Packaged foods are more trustworthy but usually lack in the taste and texture department. And for drinks, I don’t do cartons or canisters. Cans and bottles are fine. But I’ve found coffees and teas questionable and I’ve seen out of date juice cartons.
It wouldn’t be a big deal to me if my stomach wasn’t so sensitive and my immune system was better. But alas, not the case.
The only times I’ve had real food on a plane were in first class and domestic in-flight ordering.
Also, I miss the peanuts. I didn’t like them when they could give them out and now they hand out pretzels which just makes me want peanuts.
Poop you and your special youngin’ rates. They don’t give those to us old folks.
ABENTEUERIMENGLAND A RÉPONDU : WHICH AIRLINE DID YOU FLY?? BA HAD 2 VEGETARIAN DISHES WHEN I FLEW. AND I THINK KOSHER IS STANDARD IF YOU ASK AHEAD, BUT NO FAIR FOR KIM!!!!!
United Airlines. I can’t afford BA. United prices are half that. The flight itself was fine, despite turbulence, long toilet lines, and in-flight entertainment issues. But there wasn’t meal option online when I bought my ticket and they only had two dishes to offer. For lunch, which was strangely served after dinner which was at breakfast time…. They just gave chicken sandwich trays. No choice.
It was weird. There wasn’t much I could eat on the trays. Probably contributing to me falling ill. Little food, no nutrition, long travels, no air circulation, now a stuffy hotel room… My body is like Kim, what are you doing?!
ABENTEUERIMENGLAND A DIT : BUT YOU’RE STILL IN ENGLAND!!!! FEEL BETTER, BECAUSE I WANTS TO SEE YOU IN OXFORD! BUT ALSO BECAUSE IT SUCKS TO BE SICK. TELL LORD PORCELINE TO STOP BECKONING!!!
(Sorry about caps, I had to copy from my page and my theme does that.)
Yes, I am! And I’m very, very happy that I’m here. However, I am concerned about how little time I have here and how much debt I put myself in for this trip. So it’s disconcerting to have an entire day wiped out. If I don’t still feel well tomorrow, I might go to A&E. Right now, just getting out of bed again seems daunting.
I should be in Oxford. Except I couldn’t get away from Lord Porceline.
Instead, I am watching the parade on tv. Not in person. Tv. From bed.
Trying to fight dehydration.
Praying I can meet up with Becky tomorrow and take my mom around Tuesday.
An entire day of my short and expensive holiday is being spent in bed and the toilet.
Fricking fantastic.
Couldn’t in-flight order and wasn’t able to specify online for a meal option…
So I almost wasn’t able to eat on a transAtlantic flight.
I was given a chicken or beef option. I asked the attendant what the alternative was. She said ‘… Chicken or beef.’
I shook my head about to say no thank you to the meal but decided to specify just in case. ‘There’s no vegetarian dish?’ She asked another attendant. I was then handed the Hindu meal tray. The curry didn’t even look like curry so I only ate half. I didn’t like to the look of the salad so I just ate the cucumbers.
Are there even less vegetarians than I thought? What if I was vegan? Are there kosher and halal meals? I thought that was standard on international flights. That’s what you get for picking a cheaper airline, I suppose.
But I’m here finally.
With REAL FOOD. Aka IRN-BRU, honey aloe juice, chocolate Digestives, and cheese & onion crisps.
AND ONE OF MY FAVOURITE EPISODES OF QI IS ON DAVE. I CAN WATCH IT ON REAL TV.
Screaming done.
Never again attempting the dangerous equation of suitcase + tube!
Camouflage lingered so you can give your man a sexy surprise while he skins a deer.
Poonis and Vagitten together. (Taken with instagram)
GPOY.
(Source : alittledoseoflaughter)
Cleaning out my wallet. Tons of expired coupons - including a free movie ticket, UGH - and old doctor appointment cards. And a picture of my “baby” cousin from 2007.
But I found this gem! And a Disney princess Band-Aid! Cool!
Facebook, you really do not know my life.
So you’ll be there for the Diamond Jubilee? Awesome. Have a safe trip!
Yes! Thanks, I will!
